July 20, 2007

Misheard Lyrics


I have always got a huge kick out of misheard lyrics...some of my own are pretty dang embarrassing! While at Metal Mark's today I got to thinking about Van Halen, here are a few from songs. Here they are -( I listed the real lyrics first).

Please leave any you can think of in the comments. For a great list that is sure to entertain you check out Am I Right?

Little Guitars:
Non-stop talker, what a rocker.
~~~~~
Non stop taco, I wanna rocko.

Ain't Talking About Love:

I heard the news baby
All about your disease
~~~~~

I'm on the loose baby
Like a warm stack o' cheese

and last but not least:

Panama:

I reach down between my legs and
ease the seat back...
~~~~~
I reached down between my legs
and eased the SEED BAG.

7 comments:

Metal Mark said...

The first two made me hungry and the last one just made me laugh.

bob_vinyl said...

Misheard lyrics are almost as much fun as mixed metaphors.

David Amulet said...

The last one is right on target. The others ... I'm not so sure.

Let's see. I suppose I could make one up about the line in "Uou Really Got Me:"

Lyric: "You got me so I can't sleep at night"
Misheard: "You got me so I can't seep upright"

-- david

donnav said...

Too funny!!

I used to make up lyrics so my mom would think I was listening to christian rock.

the only one I really remember was for Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law"...I told mom they were saying "Praising the Lord" ....ahhh, those were the days!!! ha

Muse Dog said...

And then there are the words that I wish I had misheard like the lyrics to America's "Horse with No Name".

Mike said...

These are funny. I'm not sure I ever herad someone sing "Eased the seed bag", but it's funny.

Guitarman5150 said...

Um... Non-stop Talker, What A Rocker, Is from Unchained off of Fair Warning.....

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